The different parts of me make interesting conversation
Saturday, January 23, 2010
A'muse'ing
Knock a flock, knock a flock And don't ever care, Little girl's out in the street Treating her hair Come back to a quiet home And you realize The hair guy slit her throat When you closed your eyes
Makes perfect sense! Man, they try doin it all the time when they shave us boys n expect us to close our eyes so a blade coming at the face doesn't make us flinch; but I just didn't know they'd have the nerve and the audacity to try it on little girls who only wanted a hair job! No wonder barber & barbarian sound so similar!
Guess what, that's why they've come out with electric shavers that don't have blades in em these days. (Invention is the necessity of a mother?)
M tellin ya, there's a daym (Dame?) conspiracy at hand here!
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Makes perfect sense! Man, they try doin it all the time when they shave us boys n expect us to close our eyes so a blade coming at the face doesn't make us flinch; but I just didn't know they'd have the nerve and the audacity to try it on little girls who only wanted a hair job! No wonder barber & barbarian sound so similar!
Guess what, that's why they've come out with electric shavers that don't have blades in em these days. (Invention is the necessity of a mother?)
M tellin ya, there's a daym (Dame?) conspiracy at hand here!
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